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Confucious says:
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky
all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on
pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have
shitty time.
Baseball wrong--man with four
balls cannot walk.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt
wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate--come in
handy.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay
for wet pussy.
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all
gone.
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Deernuts and Beernuts
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Whats the difference between deernuts and beernuts?
Beernuts are a $1.39 and deernuts are under a buck.
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